you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears. At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

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Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play stupid. Unknown (via happy-absturz)

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